Friday, January 7, 2011
9 Deadly Words Used By a Woman
perempuan jarang-jarang jumpa yang suka mencarut terutama ketika mereka bergaduh atau bertekak dengan lelaki, boyfren, husband or whatsoever.
sesetengah dari mereka mencarut tapi tukar carutan-carutan tersebut kepada perkataan lain yang lebih sopan.
tak caya? baca ah! hehe
~ this is the word woman used to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up
2. FIVE MINUTES
~ if she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
~ this is the calm before the storm. this means something and you should be on your toes. arguments that begin with nothing usually end with fine.
4. GO AHEAD
~ this is a DARE, not PERMISSION! don't do it!
5. LOUD SIGH
~ this is actually a word but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. a loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why is she wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (refer back to #3 for the meaning of NOTHING)
6. THAT'S OKAY
~ this is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. that's okay means she wants to think hard and long before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistakes.
~ a woman is thanking you, do not question or faint. just say 'you're welcome'. unless she says 'thanks a lot', this is PURE SARCASM and she is not thanking you at all. don't say 'you're welcome' that will bring you on a 'whatever'
~ is a woman's way of saying F- YOU!
9. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT
~ another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.
hey man please be alert yahh? hoho