6 drama lelaki yang dibenci perempuan

crap ni ada orang tag kat aku dalam FB.tanx to cik Shyma Saary!
disebabkan aku dah lama tak ber-update,so amik la ni.
ni semua drama rekaan semata-mata je KOT.huhu

Lelaki yang kaki tangan otak usus pundi kencing penipu dan menggunakan alasan yang tidak munasabah untuk diterima akal untuk menutup penipuan itu. Contoh;
P; Hubby, i love youu
L; Yes bubu i miss you even more
P; Haaaa? Bubu mana ni? Bila pula sayang cakap i miss you ni?
L; Errr sory sory salah send. Mau hantar sama ibu bha tadi tu
P; -______________-

Lelaki yang suka beradik kakak nenek datuk angkat. Contoh;
P; *check handphone boyf nya dan hampir mati pucuk bila melihat sangat banyak sms perempuan*
L; Si Fatimah tu adik angkat b, si Saloma tu pun adik angkat b, yang si Combi tu kakak angkat b
P; Ohh. Jadi kenapa ada love love?
L; Love adik kan. Siapa ndak sayang adik.
P; -___________-

Lelaki yang ndak sedar kesalahan nya tu boleh sampai tahap mintak bunuh berbanding kesalahan kita yang ndak da papa. Contoh;
L; Sayang, tadi b jalan sama si Aminah.
P; Aminah mana?
L; Alaaa yang ex b 8 tahun tu bhaa. Tejumpa dia tadi. Jalan la kami terus. Tengok wayang lagi.
P; Ohh. Besok birthday si Sudin bah. Dia jemput satu kelas pegi Nasi Bambong. Party.
L; Ex sayang yang couple 7 hari jak tu kan? Ndak payah sayang pegi. Supaya apa la sayang pegi? Supaya cinta beputik kembali?
P; -______________-

Lelaki yang pentingkan game, bola and etc daripada perempuan. Contoh;
P; B, ada berita buruk.
P; B, sayang di hospital ni.
P; B, mana b ni?
P; B, sayang accident!
Selepas 2 jam....
L; Haaa accident? Sorry lambat reply b main dota tadi.
P; Eya. Cepat la datang.
L; Tunggu 3 jam lagi boleh ka? Lepas ni St Patrick lawan SMK Tawau. Live di ESPN ni. Nda boleh miss joe. Sabar yaaa sayang.
P; -____________-

Lelaki yang ndak pandai tepati masa. Contoh;
L; Sayang, sorry lambat.
P; Apa lagi alasan kali ni?
L; Nda pandai b kasi laju tu kereta. Lupa b pedal mana mau tekan. Terpaksa panggil cikgu memandu tu suru ajar balik. Sorry ya sayang.
P; -___________-

Lelaki yang lupa yang perempuan ni pandai sakit hati. Contoh;
P; B, happy anniversary! Iloveyousomuch muah muah muah.
L; Err okay okay. Sayang, si Combi call ni. Kesian dia nangis nangis tadi dia jatuh basikal. B mau kasi tenang dia dulu. Nanti la sayang telefon balik ya. Kbai.
P; -____________-

HAHA mungkin dialog dialog ni over sikit or over banyak. Tapi itu lah hakikatnya -______-

9 Deadly Words Used By a Woman

perempuan jarang-jarang jumpa yang suka mencarut terutama ketika mereka bergaduh atau bertekak dengan lelaki, boyfren, husband or whatsoever.
sesetengah dari mereka mencarut tapi tukar carutan-carutan tersebut kepada perkataan lain yang lebih sopan.
tak caya? baca ah! hehe

1. FINE

~ this is the word woman used to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up

2. FIVE MINUTES

~ if she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


3. NOTHING

~ this is the calm before the storm. this means something and you should be on your toes. arguments that begin with nothing usually end with fine.

4. GO AHEAD

~ this is a DARE, not PERMISSION! don't do it!



5. LOUD SIGH

~ this is actually a word but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. a loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why is she wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (refer back to #3 for the meaning of NOTHING)

6. THAT'S OKAY

~ this is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. that's okay means she wants to think hard and long before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistakes.

7. THANKS

~ a woman is thanking you, do not question or faint. just say 'you're welcome'. unless she says 'thanks a lot', this is PURE SARCASM and she is not thanking you at all. don't say 'you're welcome' that will bring you on a 'whatever'

8. WHATEVER

~ is a woman's way of saying F- YOU!



9. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT

~ another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.

hey man please be alert yahh? hoho